Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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