Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
