His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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