People with herpes should wear stickers.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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