remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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