My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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