I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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