remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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