He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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