So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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