just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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