I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
