let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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