I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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