got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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