I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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