Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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