what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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