margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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