Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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