Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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