I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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