when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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