I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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