I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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