how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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