ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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