I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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