Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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