I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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