Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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