oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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