I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
