I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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