You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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