I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Welp...herpes.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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