fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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