why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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