he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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