im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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