I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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