Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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