I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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