he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Watching her eat just hurts me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
