My friends, they love my intelligence
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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