Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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