Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
