there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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