is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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