I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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