How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
