OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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