You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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